He felt the mermaid move into his lap, as Sarah moved herself away from the line of fire.

"Great help you are. Glad to know I can count on you having my back!"

The mermaid was leaning against him now, their noses touching as she traced his lips and moved on for a kiss.

"Oh no you don't Fish Girl!" he said, twisting his face to the side. The mermaid, found his neck instead and began nuzzling.