I would confront you if I wasn't afraid your next headline would be Man Makes Out With Takeout Meal. Or something equally ridiculous and untrue.
Concerning the rest, I really don't know what you are referring to. I do not know John Smith. If I did, I wouldn't lie about it. In fact, I'd advertise it, because, well, he is a pretty fantastic guy. At least that's the impression I get. But I don't know him. If you are implying I am John Smith, well you are very mistaken.
As for the new takeout, everyone loves that place. You would be crazy not to recommend it.
Re: Letter to the Writer from Anonymous
I would confront you if I wasn't afraid your next headline would be Man Makes Out With Takeout Meal. Or something equally ridiculous and untrue.
Concerning the rest, I really don't know what you are referring to. I do not know John Smith. If I did, I wouldn't lie about it. In fact, I'd advertise it, because, well, he is a pretty fantastic guy. At least that's the impression I get. But I don't know him. If you are implying I am John Smith, well you are very mistaken.
As for the new takeout, everyone loves that place. You would be crazy not to recommend it.
In summation, it's all lies! Lies!
Demanding a Retraction,
NOT Prince Eric