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Sarah Jane Smith ([personal profile] his_sarah_jane) wrote2007-10-27 08:46 pm
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[The Ten Spot] Slapping

044. TEN people you'd like to slap upside the head

1. The Doctor, for whenever he is being an insufferable git.

2. Harry Sullivan, for calling me ‘old girl’ and ‘old thing’ a good half the time. I do have a name I very much prefer!

3. The Brigadier. He enjoys censoring my articles far too much.

4. The Doctor, again. For being so utterly dense sometimes that it’s absolutely impossible to see him as anything but alien.

5. Devros – I don’t understand how someone could possess enough hate to create a monstrosity like the Daleks. I don’t think I ever will.

6. Hilda Winters, for being an utterly repulsive representative of Women’s Lib. That woman was nothing but power mad in the end.

7. Lord Byron, as he is quite possibly the most insufferable, arrogant, chauvinistic idiot of a man that I have ever met. Even if it was only his clone. He considered me childish and naïve and very much a sort of second class citizen for being a woman. Oh, how I enjoyed in proving him otherwise.

8. Sean Connery’s portrayal of James Bond. A man who made such a wonderful childhood hero should not treat women as objects. There’s so much more to Bond than what Connery portrayed in his films.

9. Chancellor Orton, as he kept Queen Thalira from reaching her full potential as rule or Peladon. As I told her, there isn’t anything ‘only’about being a girl. She was much better off without his influence.

10. Andrew Lofts. In rare cases, I don’t forgive as easily as I ought.

[identity profile] walkineternity.livejournal.com 2007-10-28 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I take umbrage at being listed twice. You'd think I was an absolute cad to travel with. And just what, may I ask, am I meant to be so daft about?

[identity profile] his-sarah-jane.livejournal.com 2007-10-28 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you really so surprised at being listed twice, Doctor? You may be my best friend but, well, you're an absolute idiot at times too!

And if you can't figure it out yourself, it's your loss!

[identity profile] walkineternity.livejournal.com 2007-10-28 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course I'm surprised! Honestly, Sarah, you seem quite irritated about something, and I haven't the faintest idea what I've done. If you won't tell me, then I suppose I shall continue along in what you perceive as my own ignorance.

But may I remind you that on the occasions your brain can't keep up with mine, I have no trouble enlightening you? Can you therefore extend the same courtesy?

[identity profile] his-sarah-jane.livejournal.com 2007-10-28 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Doctor, this isn't the sort of thing that one can be enlightened to. It's the sort of thing that an individual must figure out on their own.

Perhaps, someday. I just hope I'll be around to see it.

[identity profile] walkineternity.livejournal.com 2007-10-28 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)


....Is this about...love?

I had thought I was presuming too much, but--I can't suppose what else would have irritated you so much. Am I doing it wrong, then...?

ooc

[identity profile] his-sarah-jane.livejournal.com 2007-10-28 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
ahahaha i think we got mixed up!

sj was talking about love. but seeing as i made it a canon-based entry, i kind of kept her talking to a doctor not in love with her. :P

[identity profile] his-sarah-jane.livejournal.com 2007-10-28 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I am so very much not falling for that face.

[identity profile] weeper-of-blood.livejournal.com 2007-10-28 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
*is safe!*