[Our Magic Place] Muse Prompt #22
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his_sarah_jane You are to write a recipe, an actual recipe, for ONE of the following four things: a)a perfect mate (lover, husband, wife, etc...), b) a dream come true, c) a disaster or d) a battle of wills.
Remember, this must be in recipe form.
I’ll let you pick which of the above categories my ‘recipe’ falls in to, even if the following recipe may be misinterpreted by some. As long as I know which I believe it to be, I could honestly care less whatmost the lot of you think.
Ingredients:
250-g jelly babies
300-g annoying jokes
100-g insults
500-g encyclopaedic knowledge
1 goofy big grin
1 rather long scarf
700-ml curiosity
200-ml naivety
150-ml distress
500-ml affection
90-ml madness
200-ml love of laughter
1.51-l sense of adventure
a pinch of protectiveness
Method:
1. Stir together curiosity, naivety, distress, affection, and laughter in a wide-brim hat using a sonic screwdriver set on setting 401. Ad a pinch of protectiveness and sense of adventure for seasoning.
2. In scarf, shake (on one foot), jelly babies along with annoying jokes and insult. Slowly add this mix to the emotional soup until a solid form congeals.
3. Add remaining ingredients (grin, knowledge, and madness) when certain that the composition can handle it. Then pour into a long, narrow baking pan and allow it to heat at the approximate temperature of the nearest star for a century or two.
4. Remove, let cool, and enjoy to the fullest.
WARNING: If following this recipe exactly, life may become irrevocably changed. Don't ever fight it.
Nutritional Content:
Servings Per Recipe: 1
Amount Per Serving:
Calories: 1200; Total Danger: 139-g; Companionship: 470-g’ Daftness: 300-g; Happiness:: 600-g; Total Memories: ∞-g [Good: ∞/2-g Bad: ∞/2-g Priceless: 299-g Rather be forgotten: .001-g]; Infuriation: 340-g
Remember, this must be in recipe form.
I’ll let you pick which of the above categories my ‘recipe’ falls in to, even if the following recipe may be misinterpreted by some. As long as I know which I believe it to be, I could honestly care less what
Ingredients:
250-g jelly babies
300-g annoying jokes
100-g insults
500-g encyclopaedic knowledge
1 goofy big grin
1 rather long scarf
700-ml curiosity
200-ml naivety
150-ml distress
500-ml affection
90-ml madness
200-ml love of laughter
1.51-l sense of adventure
a pinch of protectiveness
Method:
1. Stir together curiosity, naivety, distress, affection, and laughter in a wide-brim hat using a sonic screwdriver set on setting 401. Ad a pinch of protectiveness and sense of adventure for seasoning.
2. In scarf, shake (on one foot), jelly babies along with annoying jokes and insult. Slowly add this mix to the emotional soup until a solid form congeals.
3. Add remaining ingredients (grin, knowledge, and madness) when certain that the composition can handle it. Then pour into a long, narrow baking pan and allow it to heat at the approximate temperature of the nearest star for a century or two.
4. Remove, let cool, and enjoy to the fullest.
WARNING: If following this recipe exactly, life may become irrevocably changed. Don't ever fight it.
Nutritional Content:
Servings Per Recipe: 1
Amount Per Serving:
Calories: 1200; Total Danger: 139-g; Companionship: 470-g’ Daftness: 300-g; Happiness:: 600-g; Total Memories: ∞-g [Good: ∞/2-g Bad: ∞/2-g Priceless: 299-g Rather be forgotten: .001-g]; Infuriation: 340-g
