I am a loyal reader of the Inquisitor, but after reading this piece, I must object. The writer is clearly biased against this John Smith. Though I don't know him personally, he seems like a good sort. The sort, I'm certain who would not knowingly engage, as you imply in becoming a "willing Prince Eric, touching her cheek and caressing her tail."
Whoever this John Smith is, I believe you owe him an apology. And a dinner too, most likely. He seems like the sort that would like that new takeout place near Tesco. You know the one. Not that I know what he likes. It's just a guess.
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Letter to the Writer from Anonymous
Date: 2008-08-12 12:41 am (UTC)Whoever this John Smith is, I believe you owe him an apology. And a dinner too, most likely. He seems like the sort that would like that new takeout place near Tesco. You know the one. Not that I know what he likes. It's just a guess.
From Anonymous and Annoyed in London