Oh really? Completely and utterly true? Willing Prince Eric? You make it sound like he wanted to run off with her. I'm sure, if he knew what exactly her intentions were he would be anything but "willing."
And you are just associating completely unrelated events. The sound of hooves doesn't mean zebras, it's usually just horses. The sound of a keyboard doesn't mean he is obsessively writing, then rewriting letters to you under the guise of anonymous. He's probably just working.
I'm also certain Mr. Smith has better things to do than spend his time arguing with you. Especially since you never know when to quit. Or apologize. What kind of writer makes a person sound like he was going to do who knows what with a fish? I'm sure he wouldn't go around publishing articles about your crush on the Loch Ness Monster, would he?
There is nothing wrong with a healthy dose of admiration for someone who deserves it. Which you can be certain Mr. Smith does. Especially for having to endure the looks and whispers he most likely has gotten since this article was published (specifically from Sally and Beverly in accounting).
Demanding a Retraction Even More Firmly NOT John Smith
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Re: Letter from the Anonymous to the Writer
Date: 2008-08-12 09:56 pm (UTC)Oh really? Completely and utterly true? Willing Prince Eric? You make it sound like he wanted to run off with her. I'm sure, if he knew what exactly her intentions were he would be anything but "willing."
And you are just associating completely unrelated events. The sound of hooves doesn't mean zebras, it's usually just horses. The sound of a keyboard doesn't mean he is obsessively writing, then rewriting letters to you under the guise of anonymous. He's probably just working.
I'm also certain Mr. Smith has better things to do than spend his time arguing with you. Especially since you never know when to quit. Or apologize. What kind of writer makes a person sound like he was going to do who knows what with a fish? I'm sure he wouldn't go around publishing articles about your crush on the Loch Ness Monster, would he?
There is nothing wrong with a healthy dose of admiration for someone who deserves it. Which you can be certain Mr. Smith does. Especially for having to endure the looks and whispers he most likely has gotten since this article was published (specifically from Sally and Beverly in accounting).
Demanding a Retraction Even More Firmly
NOT John Smith