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his_sarah_jane016. TEN people you wish you’d never met
1. Rudyard Kipling. We were supposed to meet him in India, and instead wound up in London decades before he reached maturity. Kipling was, you see, the most infuriating, smutty, and cheeky brat you could ever meet.
2. Styre. I’d really rather not discuss that encounter.
3. Devros. He invented the Daleks. Aside from that, he was an absolutely evil man rather obsessed in making sure his creations were the supreme beings in the universe. He wouldn’t stop at anything. He didn’t.
4. Andrew Lofts. I suppose a part of me is still bitter at him for actually making me chose between my career and my relationship. He wasn’t worth the two and a half years I spent with him in the end.
5. Hilda Winters. Absolutely frigid woman with no respect for life.
6. The Spider Queen. I never exactly met her, but I did encounter spiders controlled by this thing. She almost killed the Doctor. I couldn’t ever forgive her for that.
7. Lizzie Kidds. Never did like her much, either in primary or secondary school.
8. Sutekh. Bloody terrifying, he was.
9. Billy Watson. Last I heard, his career had begun a steady spiral downwards after printing a rather libel story on York’s police department. The swine rather deserves this.
10. Sometimes I have considered putting the Doctor on a list like this one. Usually, it’s when we’re in some sort of mortal peril. But I couldn’t. Not ever. So I’ll end this list with someone else: Santa Claus.
1. Rudyard Kipling. We were supposed to meet him in India, and instead wound up in London decades before he reached maturity. Kipling was, you see, the most infuriating, smutty, and cheeky brat you could ever meet.
2. Styre. I’d really rather not discuss that encounter.
3. Devros. He invented the Daleks. Aside from that, he was an absolutely evil man rather obsessed in making sure his creations were the supreme beings in the universe. He wouldn’t stop at anything. He didn’t.
4. Andrew Lofts. I suppose a part of me is still bitter at him for actually making me chose between my career and my relationship. He wasn’t worth the two and a half years I spent with him in the end.
5. Hilda Winters. Absolutely frigid woman with no respect for life.
6. The Spider Queen. I never exactly met her, but I did encounter spiders controlled by this thing. She almost killed the Doctor. I couldn’t ever forgive her for that.
7. Lizzie Kidds. Never did like her much, either in primary or secondary school.
8. Sutekh. Bloody terrifying, he was.
9. Billy Watson. Last I heard, his career had begun a steady spiral downwards after printing a rather libel story on York’s police department. The swine rather deserves this.
10. Sometimes I have considered putting the Doctor on a list like this one. Usually, it’s when we’re in some sort of mortal peril. But I couldn’t. Not ever. So I’ll end this list with someone else: Santa Claus.
